![]() ![]() I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is “Goodbye.”.She responded, "No, I just really hate vegetables." When I met my now wife, I asked if she was vegetarian because she really loved animals.Evening news is where they begin with “Good evening,” and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.Two fish in a tank, one looks at the other and says, "How do you drive this thing?".I was at the park wondering why this frisbee kept getting bigger… and then it hit me. ![]() That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
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